By neko-gato
Sung by Jack Noir
I hate this life
just endless strife
it can be such a bore
I won’t take it anymoooooooore!
I know things
are the way they are.
the Black Queen ruins
everything under the staaaaaaaars!
She always thinks that she’s the best.
Puts my patience to the test
It’s her time to die!
I’d like to tell you whyyyyyyyyy!
She enforces this wretched dress code.
These tacky outfits make me want to explode!
All this paperwork,
treats me like a jerk
She drives me crazy,
always acting cruel and lazy!
Infuriate
Excruciate
She makes me feel
nothing but haaaate!
I won’t take it anymore, oh no!
I think that it’s about time
for her to go!
Deep down inside I know
I’ll rule this wretched place
confine her to disgrace!
Just let me have it all
now it’s her time to fall!
Oh how I’ll make them learn
all of Skaia’ll burn!
That’s what they get
for always leaving me spurned.
Time to take a stand
I’ll kill that band
of insipid girls and boys.
Show them we aren’t their toys!
It’s the start of the end.
Stay close to you friends.
Just sit tight,
and prepare for endless night!
I’d better go,
it’s time to show
the opened gate
that was holding back my hate!
So please sit back
as a sea of pure black
engulfs this game!
It’ll never be the same.
1950s lyrics: splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
1960s lyrics: he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
1970s lyrics: my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
2012 lyrics: i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS
Do The Windy Thing~
So yes, I’m new to Homestuck and I’m new to Tumblr. I thought I’d give this thing a go since it seems to be so popular nowadays but I see it as a trend. Meh :/ And by that I mean Tumblr. Well…Homestuck’s probably a trend too…but…uh…nevermind.
DO THAT WINDY THING 8D I haven’t gotten quite this far yet (I’m almost done with Act 5…I think?) I have to say, I haven’t enjoyed reading something like this since I got into Hetalia.
